There appears to be no great entertainment story of any note to cover this morning – but congratulations, Danny! Congratulations, Kate! – so let me instead turn my attentions forthwith to rewriting a story of unpleasant friendships – really the only kind worth writing about.

But let me  leave you with this link, which proves once and for all that censorship comes in many forms. And remember, what happens over there will eventually happen over here.